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Sex Demotivational Poster


MISS DISCIPLINE -


TAGS: carla suckerpunch sexy tough cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

culos - August 2, 2010, 4:19 am
She can discipline me every day (safe word please? anyone???)
spacedog - August 1, 2010, 1:56 pm
Mercy me, it's Miss Gugino. Very nice.


SORRY LADIES - but this is the REAL Mr. Grey.


TAGS: mr grey sexy
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by AaronL



PHILOSOPHY -


TAGS: life time woman beer answer question wrong german quote sexy girl cleavage dirndl oktoberfest
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Yorick - September 20, 2012, 1:06 am
Good one. 5 cheers for you. (or 5 prost!)
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:32 pm
i'm in full agreement with this haha 5L's


GEEKS ARE SEXY - And kinky too in their own strange kind of way


TAGS: geeks sexy kink strange
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Budog

sexleksaker - July 5, 2015, 6:14 pm
sex toys www.sextoyonline.se sex shop sextoyonline.se


OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - Fido failed it!


TAGS: humor funny sex texas boner obama
Rating: 2.88/5
God - August 25, 2008, 4:02 pm
There's no such thing as a good "you're doing it wrong" poster.
Eric D. - June 20, 2008, 5:08 pm
makes for a good "you're doing it wrong" picture.
wann1e - May 16, 2008, 7:45 pm
omg!! funny!!


WHOR - Thor's hot sexy sister !


TAGS: whor thors hot sexy sister
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Budog

DREAMAZTER - May 23, 2012, 8:01 pm
LOL
Kspace - May 17, 2012, 8:56 pm
If she isn't now, she'll be Thor in the morning!
Kspace - May 17, 2012, 8:56 pm
If she isn't now, she'll be Thor in the morning!
MashiMashi - May 17, 2012, 7:26 pm
yes the helmet needs to stay on, the helmet and theboots need to stay on
fan4camping - May 17, 2012, 7:18 pm
Hmmm.. leave the helmet on and I'd take her
MissPriss - May 17, 2012, 9:41 am
She thor is perdy! Sorry the redneck in me comin out (lol).


ADMIT IT - You'd go to the special hell too


TAGS: firefly saffron sexy hell
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by AirStryke

KSan - January 26, 2010, 2:41 am
Big stack of yes!
AirStryke - January 25, 2010, 11:03 pm
Watch Firefly. The Episode Mrs. Reynolds
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 4:59 pm
Que?


EQUALITY -


TAGS: women men sexy beergut
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

nicholsjoshua15 - June 19, 2015, 2:55 pm
Women walk around with crusty dried skin, wrinkles, orange spray tan, beer gut, huge gross a*ses, sagging bo*bs, died hair and scalp, and Heath Ledger Joker esque makeup on and think they look sexy.
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:36 pm
You're right AM, we'll never be equal, not that I want to be bald with a beer gut and delusional... but it's a great poster! 5Lipo's!
culos - February 2, 2011, 5:35 pm
Damn it Air, NO PRIVATE PICS!!!!


A REAL MAN -


TAGS: sexy confident woman
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - September 2, 2010, 6:54 pm

The Johnny Cash image makes it for me.
Reality Lord - September 2, 2010, 5:21 pm

lolz


SUPERGIRL - Admit it. You'd burn down your own house Just to see those golden locks fly in and save you


TAGS: supergirl hot superman comics sexy
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

ryedinc - July 13, 2013, 9:06 pm
Lol, that's Enji Night, a Cosplayer. o.o
vilnius - September 21, 2012, 6:21 pm
that's a wig
Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 9:51 am
5L's
Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:16 pm
Wot you can't spell fank you so you cheat and it upsets a mod an... ah fank it!
Luidavinci - December 16, 2011, 10:31 am
So, who is the model? Great poster! She's gorgeous.
rerun - November 24, 2011, 8:29 am

Kwaru, this is a satire site & comments like yours are not acceptable. One more and you are out. I hope this is very clear to you.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:56 am
I tried to look it up. Didn't find anything on it.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:50 am
Fuck you.
Maddness - November 21, 2011, 4:31 pm
oh god but imagine the s*x it would be dangerous... you would die from a crushed pelvis...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2011, 4:05 pm
That's a dude. look it up, his name is Kevin.
Cyberhagen - November 21, 2011, 2:37 pm
WOW - she's cute! I mean, really cute. In a serious way.
Hellraizer - November 21, 2011, 6:51 am
I definitely would... Anytime :)


"GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN!" - Yeah! That's a very wise thing to shout to your wife, isn't it?


TAGS: sexism trope kitchen knives pwned
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 10, 2016, 6:31 pm
I actually know of a few men who are still off that belief. Needless to say I'm no longer their friend.
tellitlikeitis - October 15, 2011, 6:35 pm
Good one - picture and original text.


KITCHENVILLE -


TAGS: kitchenville farmville sexist sexism
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

jameswnash - January 24, 2011, 10:09 pm
"your"
Donkasaurus - January 24, 2011, 3:42 pm
Whats an err woman?


CHAUVINISM -


TAGS: sexist light bulbs
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2012, 5:16 am
ROFL! 5 plus 1,000!
agdaniele - June 18, 2010, 10:36 pm
Brutal! 5L


MATHEMATICS - You can't argue with it.


TAGS: sexism math
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Kolin2002

CarebearCrack - September 23, 2012, 10:42 am
The only thing miss from that... Is a checkmark next to the answer.
TheLorax51 - March 1, 2012, 7:07 pm
Seems Legit.
krazyivanthedivine - February 29, 2012, 7:21 pm
YES!
mariand - February 29, 2012, 4:06 pm
lol...true


MY KIND OF WOMAN! - I wish they all thought like this! She has her priorities in order!


TAGS: cute chick ammo guns sexy
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by cam77079

agdaniele - August 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
Needs a conditioning shampoo and a couple cooking classes, methinks. That'll take care of the mortgage, then we can get to reasons for ammo.


1st Date -




I LOVE A WOMAN WITH DRAWN ON EYEBROWS - said no man ever


TAGS: eyebrows sexy
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by vilnius

motifayk - June 28, 2012, 12:58 pm
The hair color, the plastic-like face look and those nails somehow remind of a doll... not by looks but by the artificial feel of it .. lol
dudeishehot - June 28, 2012, 11:29 am
Shocker face...@jedimonk,I agree
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:08 am
i think the green nails are just as disturbing
calvin5040 - June 21, 2012, 4:05 pm
crayola brows
jedimonk - June 21, 2012, 2:57 pm
id hit it!
steve1961 - June 21, 2012, 10:36 am
LOL Reminds me of a time that I was helping a woman outside at work who had done this. It was all good until it began to rain and her eyebrows started to run...LOL
Krissie - June 21, 2012, 8:00 am
Actually jumped back from the computer on this one, HA! Why women do this is beyond me...


DEAN WINCHESTER - Turning Women Into Rabid Animals Since '05




THE BARONESS -




MARIA OZAWA - Promise, I'll be a Good Girl.


TAGS: marias ozawa sexy yummy pretty
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by wrethszell

MashiMashi - March 4, 2012, 5:49 pm
after dark


BATTLESHIP -




POLE DANCING - Can you spot the one that put herself through college with it?




STREET VENDOR MILIEU - NO TAKERS?


TAGS: robot sex
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by ughomer

spypengen - April 18, 2012, 10:25 am
that is one sexy robot


WASTING AWAY -


TAGS: weight obsession wastes sexy women
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

JesusWept - August 6, 2013, 8:41 pm
I'ts not you. It seems to come and go. Quite annoying
5150monkeylove - August 3, 2013, 2:43 pm
Is it me, or is the FB count next to the FB button nonexistent on here?
BobbEdwards - August 3, 2013, 10:27 am
Total 5L agreement


I'D APPRECIATE IT -


TAGS: sex
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by concern3

nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:00 pm
I gave 2 girls in high school a lot of frustration since I actually DIDN'T respond to their advances (I'm asexual). Women definitely DO want to be objectified, not to be treated like one of the bros. Though I kind of regret it now. Should'a played along.
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 2:32 am
LOL! This chick DOES have that mixed signals vibe thing goin' on, don't she! LOL! 5 L!


FORTUNATE -


TAGS: luck drinking tequila coyote sex
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 27, 2015, 4:14 am
At least she knows what the Fox says . . . right?
hootizz - February 24, 2011, 3:03 pm
nothing but nothing stops 'siesta time' south of the border...
5150monkeylove - February 24, 2011, 11:55 am
Now there is a "at work fantasy" I can live with!
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2011, 9:38 am
Am5ome!


BIRTHDAY PRESENT - "If you're still shopping for one for me, I'd like one of these please..."




BLONDES -


TAGS: life time woman college t shirt joke education smart dumb double entende sexy
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by giulio

nobodyofdistinction - September 16, 2015, 11:32 pm
I'd like to tell her about her mistake. How will I communicate this information to her? With a massage, of course. Who wants to send her a massage?
rnbw00 - June 17, 2011, 8:01 pm
Two blondes walk into a building...you'd think one of them would have seen it.
CorruptPanda - October 28, 2009, 5:18 pm
I don't exactly want to ruin your moment here but it actually reads "I love collagen". A blonde must have posted this picture :)
W - May 29, 2009, 8:22 pm
Maybe she just likes a specific type of art?
HAHA - May 29, 2009, 8:14 pm
I would give her an A+++


NERD GIRLS -


TAGS: life time woman college joke education entende wild sexy tattoo back neck
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by giulio

Agent K - August 6, 2009, 3:13 pm
my vote is = 66394
Killroykill - August 6, 2009, 2:44 pm
e^(ix)=cos(x)+isin(x) =de Moivre's formula so cos(pi)=-1 and sin(pi)=0 and i*0=0 leaving -1+1 which is 0
ryder13 - June 27, 2009, 1:47 pm
I second the call for a translator.
rerun - June 27, 2009, 11:59 am

I need a translation in order to vote.


WORLDS SEXIEST NINJA - Just try and resist his ultimate power


TAGS: sexy ninja kick drunk
Rating: 2.91/5

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whathehell - August 16, 2011, 2:48 pm
notice the hole? the longer you lookat him the funnier it gets.


LADY DEATH - Because Real Women Wont Dress Like This




OFFICER JENNY - Wtf? She's real!


TAGS: officer jenny hot cop sexy pokemon pikachu
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by anon...

Woodywood03a - July 29, 2009, 12:16 am
Uh... yeah, she is real.


ISLAM - The religion of Peace... ask anyone!


TAGS: red obama funny anteater sex liberal conservatism democrat election 08
Rating: 2.61/5

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VinceVicious - April 26, 2009, 12:28 am
Not conservative in the sense of American poltics, semi-moron. There's other meanings to the word even when describing societies. I don't think I have to define it...
Islam's a blast! - April 8, 2009, 10:38 am
Islam is not conservative in the American sense you moron... they are a theocracy that is controlled by an oligarchy... we are or WERE a Republic.
Nonsense - March 26, 2009, 5:41 pm
Yes, because people TOTALLY go on mass killing sprees on Crusades nowadays.
LogicDude - January 11, 2009, 2:50 pm
You're right...they can reuse those rocks over and over again!
barockeva - January 11, 2009, 2:17 pm
Islamic countries are very conservative.
Amaterasu - August 20, 2008, 9:19 pm
Crusades. 'Nuff Said
Barack Hussien Obama - May 28, 2008, 3:36 pm
I would like to sit down and talk with them. They will surely realize that they have been in the wrong for thousands of years, and then we can all live in Communist Peace!


CONTROVERY -


TAGS: religion sex politics bbq
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

house - June 15, 2011, 11:23 pm
5L's V. Great work
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 10:50 am
I love the 5hadow!


THE AMERICAN DIET - Reasons 1 to infinity why Americans and Socialized medicine don't mix.


TAGS: funny gun oldie pie movie funny humor sex sexy intercourse
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Anidem

Derek - October 11, 2009, 1:04 am
Clearly it's "Guinness for Stwengf" and not "Guinness for brains, politesse, respect or wit"
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:36 pm
Dammit Zed.... you're just an unhearalded timmy.... Derek is the limpd1ck... quitt livin' a lah... rip when you've been ripped.... not a MOMENT SOONER, A55HAT.
Zed - October 9, 2009, 10:33 pm
Strangely enough, remind me of the video for the song *Keine Lust*
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:28 pm
VVVVV impotent VVVVVV
Zed - October 9, 2009, 10:28 pm
Yeah, but they're also smart enough NOT to have NASCAR.
Derek - October 9, 2009, 10:26 pm
Every other 1st world country has people who eat like this and has national health care.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 8:50 pm
If we talk no politics, I'll make yours a double, friend!
Todd Snyder - October 9, 2009, 8:40 pm
5 lions from a serious foodie - dude, gotta get me one of them! ag what up, home slice?
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 8:12 pm
And your point is wha.............. uuuuuuurghhhh.... call.... a.... doctor?!?!?


IT'S SO COLD IN THA D - How the hell we spose to keep peace?




POWER GIRL - The new recruitment officer for the MotiFake Assault Lesbian Taskforce.




MY BAD -


TAGS: sex talk
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 12, 2013, 7:41 pm
Can't please everyone. Personally, I prefer good old vegetable oil...teehee. Thanks for the comment Cobra.
Cobra24 - November 12, 2013, 1:19 pm
For real thats messed up
MissPriss - December 24, 2012, 11:28 pm
Your poor sis...awkward!!!
steve1961 - December 24, 2012, 5:37 pm
LOL This happened to my sister. After a long talk explaining what a climax was, she found out her daughter was asking about the high point in a novel from English class.
MissPriss - December 23, 2012, 8:33 pm
Glad I gave ya laugh Ug. Ya know...I still haven't figured out exactly what Popeye sees in Olive Oyl. Then again he ain't too easy on the eyes either :)
ughomer - December 23, 2012, 4:57 pm
LMFAO, but I was expecting "Extra Virgin Olive Oyl" cuz Popeye is too pooped to "pop."


SEXISM - hilarious and well deserved.


TAGS: sexism
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by know_it_all

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 11:49 am
Like those women who think that a car is a vanity mirror on wheels.
erock - December 5, 2009, 10:12 am
i think its a keeper!
know_it_all - October 8, 2009, 9:36 pm
ip hacks
knowitall - October 8, 2009, 9:14 pm
thx, not bad for my 2nd moti
liquidacid - October 8, 2009, 9:05 pm
nice


DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!


TAGS: september challenge wedding stupid applies to both sexes
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Sotesf - October 7, 2009, 7:55 pm
sadly they get taken advantage of more than female blonds


MISLEADING -


TAGS: might be a little sexist of me
Rating: 4.39/5

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CANADA - February 19, 2010, 10:53 pm
Thanks TTH
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:38 pm
Amsome! What kinda ignorant timmy voted this down!
CANADA - February 12, 2010, 9:36 pm
Thanks LD
LogicDude - January 21, 2010, 9:16 am
OMFGLMFAO! 5 Shiny Lions!
CANADA - January 19, 2010, 6:43 pm
Thanks guys
spacedog - January 19, 2010, 6:30 pm
5 more lions for CANADA.
Fatt Matt - January 19, 2010, 2:02 pm
Brilliant!
CANADA - January 19, 2010, 2:13 am
http://www.motifake.com/clearance-sale-demotivational-poster-21168.html....might help explain
RAWR - January 19, 2010, 2:09 am
my innocence protects me. yet i want to know... ????
CANADA - January 18, 2010, 11:57 pm
lol, thank you miss!
thatonechick - January 18, 2010, 11:52 pm
You're a sick, sick man. 5L from thatonebleedingchick. :S
CANADA - January 18, 2010, 11:47 pm
And this is only a joke. I don't condone abuse
CANADA - January 18, 2010, 11:44 pm
thank you sir!
ICEMAN - January 18, 2010, 11:13 pm
Tee hee hee. 5 chunks o' soap.


MEN -


TAGS: history men achievement sexism hammy
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - April 22, 2012, 2:46 pm
haha :D
spypengen - April 21, 2012, 10:30 pm
your a women studies major. you mus make great sandwiches 5L


TO GOOD TO BE TRUE - Guys, this qualifies as a blessed trifecta


TAGS: sexy beer pizza heaven
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by blackoakboy

AdmiralAckbar - July 13, 2011, 2:14 am
Its a trap!
Ascetic - July 12, 2011, 9:01 pm
Mamma mia!
blackoakboy - April 27, 2011, 12:09 pm
dude, your gonna complain about fake boobs?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2011, 10:37 pm
Agreed
5150monkeylove - April 25, 2011, 10:25 pm
limp pizza, fake boobs and watery beer.....pass 2 L


EVOLUTION -


TAGS: life time woman human nature origin ape redhead sexy cleavage cat celeb actress breast
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by giulio

Ra Metla - October 27, 2009, 2:02 am
I'm Sorry...Could Someone Read t. Caption To Me...it's hard...to concentrate...one handed...


OMG - 10 points to the Americans


TAGS: safe sex lol
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by nobody95

Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2011, 12:30 pm
I prefer to see the US as "south Canada"
LikeNoOther - April 20, 2011, 12:20 pm
well....Canada is in (north) America =P
calvin5040 - June 4, 2010, 1:50 am
Actually this is from the Canada not America. sorry to disappoint you.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 10:54 pm
Great joke...I don't know why it's necessarily about Americans, but alright. (The condom, the staple, and the card were made in China. The Mistake was made Canada.)
Fooly4 - January 13, 2010, 10:41 pm
I thought this was brilliant!


PHOTO BOMBER -




EVERY PERSON SEXIER THAN YOU, OF YOUR SAME GENDER, HAS SOME DOWNSIDE -




OOPS - Looks like he made the chain too long.




19TH AMENDMENT - Proof that it was a bad idea. And they say guys think with their bottom half.


TAGS: sexist 19th amendment women sufferage obama
Rating: 1.78/5

More motifakes by urmom

HAHA - May 9, 2009, 2:39 am
What you gay now?
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:58 am
*HAHA (I blame the beers, and the more beers)
Sean - May 9, 2009, 1:57 am
And with that lame comment, HAMA prances out of the closet. Well done, girlfriend!
HAHA - May 9, 2009, 1:52 am
Damn she made her self not hot.
Yeo - April 26, 2009, 10:23 pm
Yeah, this one picture proves that the 19th Amendment was a bad idea... not!


LIZ VICIOUS COFFEE ADDICT -


TAGS: lizvicious aol sexy goth coffee
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by LizVicious

Rhovanmark - February 15, 2012, 7:56 pm
I think this is the first time i've seen her with clothes on


RELATIVITY - Human Relativity "The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing."




COSPLAY -


TAGS: life time anime comic gilr sexy
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by giulio

DarkenedAngel - October 10, 2009, 3:58 pm
think i just became a cosplay fan
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 1:11 pm
I LOVE the tag cloud! Its helping find so much awesome shit!
illbazz - April 5, 2009, 5:01 pm
Doesn't really matter but DAMN!!!
Sesshu - February 23, 2009, 1:22 am
you mean 3-D being superior to 2-D although both images are actually 3-D
. - February 22, 2009, 10:52 am
Another case of 2-D being superior to 3-D...
"Charlie" - February 20, 2009, 7:41 pm
yes....yes it is


SOCCER FANS -




EMO GIRLS - Remember when their clothing was worn by crazy people? Yeah, me neither.


TAGS: emo girls sexy crazy things
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Donsowers

AingealVanHelsing - September 14, 2010, 9:22 am
Because Goth girls and Germany is win.
Derek - July 6, 2010, 6:44 pm
All things gothic have German roots.
forseti - July 5, 2010, 3:57 am
Derek, you don't think of the goths with the skull cap, do you?!?
Derek - July 4, 2010, 11:55 pm
Goths have a special place in the hearts of Germans ;})
Donsowers - July 4, 2010, 8:34 pm
You're probably right! All I know is that straightjacket just screams goth or emo. Either way works, ^^
forseti - July 4, 2010, 7:37 pm
isn't that a "goth"? not every dark haired girl is emo, right? don't know the youth very much... ;)


FETISH - Cuz eventually French won't get you off


TAGS: fetish women sex
Rating: 2.59/5

More motifakes by philup ontacos

WTF - February 23, 2009, 6:20 pm
Sqeeeeal... WEEEEeeeeeee
Eathquake21 - February 1, 2009, 8:58 am
Damn that's disturbing.


TRICK QUESTION - Remember when they used to just offer you candy?


TAGS: sexoffeder trick question
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

Hawamleh - January 13, 2011, 5:36 pm
I would answer, at least I would have some company, human company.
Ed-Hyde - January 12, 2011, 8:24 am
I'd agree Claire, yesterday was pretty nice.
Claire - January 10, 2011, 6:50 pm
The good ol' days...


WOMEN'S RIGHTS - "We're here to help"


TAGS: hooters girls sex women s rights funny
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by Bubbagump

Frank Smith - September 2, 2009, 7:02 am
OMFG THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!


HOT NURSES - An even better reason to go to the Hospital




C O S P L A Y - ANIME's sexy cousin.


TAGS: sexy girls dressup legs comic butts tits
Rating: 4.19/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 20, 2010, 7:26 am
They're Neapolitan. What's your flavour: strawberry, chocolate, or vanilla?


UNIFORM -


TAGS: life time star trek fashion sexy corset cleavage boot spock metaphor
Rating: 3.66/5

More motifakes by giulio

Occupo Noctis - December 18, 2009, 8:32 am
WOW! I'd drive those curves any day!!
Briton of Rose - October 24, 2009, 12:37 am
...or at one of Naru's costume parties. And even if you DO get invited, odds are you're not her type, being male and all...
Derek - October 23, 2009, 5:10 am
Sadly the only places we're likely to see this is in an amateur YouTube or an illegal pornographic version.


RAINBOWS - Originally a symbol from God promising to never flood the Earth again. Now the symbol to let the world know you are "Out" and proud of it.


TAGS: heyyyyy you sexy you know
Rating: 3.42/5

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grateful - November 14, 2011, 8:21 pm
i'm sorry for u, some day u will, either as a friend and savior or as a judge and jury. i can choose not to believe in gravity but it does stop it's existance or impact. he loves u more than u know!
Bartimaeus - August 26, 2010, 5:46 pm
Justin Bieber can no longer post on this site. jk
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 3:49 pm
Light refraction..... I don't believe in God or Gays....


HALO 3 - cool, halo 3


TAGS: sexy halo
Rating: 3.07/5

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Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 8:10 pm
I cut down trees. I skip and jump. "I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars." ...Yes, I am a lumberjack. This is completely irrelevant, but...5/5
bevhillsreborn - October 24, 2009, 8:03 pm
ouch.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 11, 2009, 2:21 pm
but are you a hot girl? didn't think so.
Hey, Lloyd - June 11, 2009, 1:58 pm
Guess what? I'm a girl and I love Halo. Don't judge man.
Da5id - June 6, 2009, 3:44 pm
To the comments, gay test, fail?
Lloyd - December 3, 2008, 6:20 pm
Those girls probably don't even know what Halo is.
Chadd Hawkins - November 10, 2008, 8:24 pm
As long as I get to play with them too
Shtoink - October 6, 2008, 1:42 am
i... WANT to say this is cool... but the gaylo is telling me no...
Johnny - October 3, 2008, 9:57 pm
Not some much a lame caption as a good pic.


GORDON RAMSAY - He can shout, scream and swear as much as he wants in order to try and butch up, but the fact of the matter is, he is still doing a woman's job.


TAGS: gordon ramsey sexist
Rating: 2.44/5

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AdmiralAckbar - December 26, 2010, 12:36 pm
A womans job? The best chefs in history have been men.
agdaniele - December 26, 2010, 10:57 am
What a shallow comment.
Ookami85 - December 26, 2010, 1:54 am
He may be doing a woman's job, but at least he is making a shitload of money doing it.
Sean - April 22, 2010, 11:05 pm
Three, he has a purdy mouth. No?
Kung-Fu Devil - April 22, 2010, 7:40 pm
I resemble that remark.
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 7:39 pm
Two, what are you doing here, you doughnut?
agdaniele - April 22, 2010, 7:36 pm
One, I've met him before... Very nice guy. And as far as a woman's job... I'm happiest in the kitchen.
MO - April 22, 2010, 11:21 am
I used to hate this guy. Screaming and all that crap on Hell's kitchen. I watched an episode of Kithchen Nightmares and now I'm a big fan. The guy knows his shit and actually has a heart. So I'munna give this one a 1. (It's funny though KFD)


PROVOCATIVE MOTIFAKES - Made by hand in our factory in East Lansing, Michigan since 1957


TAGS: humor bra women sex motifake
Rating: 1.96/5

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Krissie - December 30, 2008, 6:17 pm
For the Statue of Liberty, hmmmm?
David Starke - August 6, 2008, 4:11 pm
Anything more than a handful....is still worth it!


LOGIC -




CONFIDENCE - I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts.




WESKER - Sexyness at it's best


TAGS: wesker resident evil albert sexyness evil
Rating: 2.15/5

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Cyriaque - April 20, 2010, 7:46 pm
wesker's a douche
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 12:47 am
The XL?
Bartimaeus - November 23, 2009, 12:38 am
I own a homophobe. lol
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 12:33 am
You're, not your. You're homophobic, not your homophobic.
Bob D. Sailor - November 23, 2009, 12:23 am
I just hope aaron cordeiro is a chick cause if not... YOUR GAY!


TREE HUGGER - A whole new spin on the term. Go get her big guy!


TAGS: tree sex hugs
Rating: 4.98/5

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THE BRAIN... - largest sex organ in the body...




REALITY -


TAGS: life time dream imagination comic fan anime girl cosplay sexy
Rating: 3.92/5

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ajlm9498 - June 2, 2011, 7:23 pm
Birdy Decoded
agdaniele - April 14, 2010, 1:36 am
GheyForce
terrikavalon - April 14, 2010, 1:27 am
Anyone know what anime/manga this character is from?
aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 4:07 pm
*smiles* fap


PUBLIC SCHOOLS - Seriously, we are not as bad as you think we are. We do have a Football team.


TAGS: funny gun oldie pie movie funny humor sex sexy intercourse
Rating: 3.43/5

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Ed-Hyde - October 13, 2009, 12:56 pm
North Carolina should be re-labeled Militias
Derek - October 9, 2009, 10:18 pm
You are from Nebraska per chance, Anidem?
Claire - October 9, 2009, 10:07 pm
Texas is pretty much Mexico with laws...
Chron139 - October 9, 2009, 9:48 pm
idk dude; have you ever actually been to Iowa?
LOLOLOL - October 9, 2009, 8:54 pm
Iowa doesn't have alot of hicks and gays, that would be Kentucky


LOADED QUESTIONS - Is it OK Mom, if the Cats sleep on my bed tonight?




GIRLS -




NICKELODEON -


TAGS: kids tv sexy dads cubby
Rating: 4.65/5

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FatherTyme - June 6, 2011, 3:25 pm
We dan always count on Cubby to give the gif's that keep on giving...
Cubbybear - March 9, 2011, 11:57 pm
Here's a link to the gif... http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/17-year-old-ariana-grande-wet-in-a-bikini-gif


SEXISM - Women can do it too.




DINING OUT -


TAGS: applys to sex also rerun
Rating: 4.36/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 17, 2013, 3:39 am
=-O
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 1:03 pm
so true 5L
rerun - December 14, 2010, 8:37 pm

Sound - Poor Richards on Ave K......great food.
Sound - December 14, 2010, 8:26 pm
baked sweet potatoes, that's a good home cooked meal
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2010, 6:28 pm
Bad Jew!...No pork for you!
rerun - December 14, 2010, 6:26 pm

pork.
Jackl - December 14, 2010, 6:22 pm
corn, chicken , and ..some kind of vegetable trying to look like meat ?


HARLEY QUINN - She'll probably kill you while giggling like a schoolgirl, but she's a lot less frightening than any other clown.


TAGS: sexy or not all clowns are evil
Rating: 3.42/5

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Kelfka - January 8, 2016, 12:39 pm
Your not wrong. And she has more personality than all of them.
MrBlack - March 27, 2010, 8:39 pm
Your avatar is terrifyin. Kinda funny considerin mine is a hydra, but yeah, terrifyin.
Chompers - March 27, 2010, 7:33 pm
I'm not scary........right?


NERD GIRLS -


TAGS: life time librarian school girl glasses sexy
Rating: 2.7/5

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Eating Paste - September 3, 2009, 2:54 pm
Women and glasses give me a happy in my pants.


ELF EMILY - Keeping Santa snuggly warm on his Xmas Eve deliveries.




KIDS SHOW -


TAGS: kids sex water interrupt table
Rating: 4.81/5

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5150monkeylove - May 13, 2012, 1:22 am
This is one of my personal favorites.
Budog - May 7, 2012, 12:57 am
Hey it's just like PBS, it is educational...
5150monkeylove - December 9, 2010, 11:12 pm
thanks guys
BoneCD - December 8, 2010, 9:33 am
ROTFLMFAO...priceless for sure!!!
GreyScorpion - December 8, 2010, 7:42 am
no fixxy da tags. it is what it is. Replacing broken coffee table =$200, weekly therapy sessions for your kid for life=priceless. 5L
Shottyz - December 8, 2010, 6:09 am
Classic. almost PMSL 5L's
5150monkeylove - December 8, 2010, 2:39 am
in any order is fine
5150monkeylove - December 8, 2010, 2:38 am
can the tags be fixed? should have been: Kids / show / table / sex / interrupt


GENDER DISCRIMINATION - Sometimes it makes sense.




HEY, ZATANNA... - "Why don't we give these geeks a massive coronary?" "Sure. What did you have in mind?" "Two words: MOTOR BOAT."


TAGS: power girl zatanna comicon sexy sapphic impeding bloodflow to the brain
Rating: 3.93/5

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oo7man - August 26, 2011, 11:23 pm
what ever make them happy/horny
MrBlack - February 15, 2010, 9:18 pm
Zatanna motorboatin Powergirl? Everyone wins! Especially Zatanna
_dog - September 23, 2009, 6:51 pm
Good poster, Briton of Rose. And comment, Mr.M.
CANADA - August 26, 2009, 1:48 pm
some jealous little shit bombed all the new ones
Ed-Hyde - August 26, 2009, 1:44 pm
HEY, Who bombed our Mascot!!?? 5 the heck out of this to get it back up the list!
motifake - August 26, 2009, 9:43 am

Holy crap! Its PORCELINA AND NARUTARDED!!!


CREATED USING GIMP -


TAGS: safe sex
Rating: 3.85/5

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TheUserNameLeft - August 31, 2011, 12:01 pm
Done. In hindsight, it's formatted better for where the pun is and probably should have been rejected here...
caveman - August 31, 2011, 3:26 am
I would say also post this to where is the pun


HEAVEN - Proof that one exists. At least for nerds.


TAGS: marvel dc catfight sexy nerd heaven
Rating: 3.82/5

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suenero - June 8, 2010, 5:44 am
This is why I always wished I could draw.
Bakstabr - June 7, 2010, 8:34 am
I dont know.....a bunch of catfights? I will take it you have never seen a true one or you would know NO dude would get in the middle of it hehe.


DOUBT -


TAGS: life time female joke temptation chance quote double entende sexy girl emma watson actress
Rating: 3.43/5

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Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 9:20 pm
Too true...too true...
redsfan - October 27, 2009, 9:19 pm
'the only way to rid oneself of temptation is to yield to it' (oscar wilde)


BORED HOUSE WIVES AND PHOTOSHOP -


TAGS: funny sexy housewives photoshop
Rating: 3.42/5

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shoosh - July 31, 2009, 12:15 pm
pretty good photoshop but the woman's left side still has light from the lamp. George should be blocking it and her dress should be darker where he's standing
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 11:07 pm
+!
Sean - July 28, 2009, 11:06 pm
Sally Fields is too good for that bastard.
BobMan - July 20, 2009, 1:31 pm
Very hot woman. I'm sure shes not bored.


GENETICS -


TAGS: life time woman joke check mom dating daughter fantasy sexy eyes beauty
Rating: 2.89/5

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Joshy8632 - November 16, 2009, 2:25 pm
WHICH IS WHICH!
SVT - October 16, 2009, 5:18 pm
why pick? go for both.
bastian - October 15, 2009, 6:49 am
i'd pick the mom
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 6:06 pm
Great Minds think alike.#63538
CANADA - October 14, 2009, 3:27 pm
True! but im still more of a "Live the moment" type a guy


LOOK OUT BOY'S - Paris is joining the Marine's ( fire bubbles.., not bullets... )


TAGS: paris hilton tank pink war peace sexy celebrity marines
Rating: 2.87/5

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fascistfrenchman - July 6, 2010, 5:24 pm
I know a woman who would be disappointed that it fires bubbles instead of real shells. 4 Lions


UNIBROWS - So Not Sexy




SMURFETTE - I didn't fully appreciate her as a child




MOTIVATION -




READ - A little knowledge is a dangerous thing!




The Gang -




MARKETING -


TAGS: disney sex girls shottyz
Rating: 4.79/5

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Donkasaurus - December 20, 2010, 8:10 pm
That rabbit looks like he has some plans.
Donkasaurus - December 20, 2010, 8:10 pm
That rabbit looks like he has some plans.


ENERGY -


TAGS: sex and running pinup humor
Rating: 4.74/5

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GaryO - April 13, 2012, 8:47 am
I s’pose I could slow down ‘sorry, bye’ to auctioneer’s pace, but then I be inclined to add ‘um bedda bid bedda bee bedda wooooo dooba dee bedda bee....sold’, and that could present a risk of facial harm......
lgvernon - April 13, 2012, 12:13 am

Thanks, Bone!~~
lgvernon - April 13, 2012, 12:13 am

And I suppose you sound like a tobacco auctioneer?
BoneCD - April 11, 2012, 5:03 pm
LMAO
GaryO - April 11, 2012, 1:25 pm
30 seconds??? Oh...yeah.....the apology..


THE MOST PAINFUL - part of the whole process is having your salary cut in half


TAGS: sex change
Rating: 4.63/5

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maoworks2 - July 13, 2012, 9:48 pm
Sorry !
spacedog - July 13, 2012, 7:21 pm
LMAO! I think you misspelled that third word Mao. Great poster Airman! 5L
maoworks2 - July 13, 2012, 5:46 pm
My Friends Pension Was Cut It's Not Right.


YOGA - The Baywatch of meditation techniques


TAGS: yoga sexy
Rating: 4.42/5

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mariand - March 9, 2012, 2:18 am
meh... some recent posters, have made me think about the posibility of starting yoga exercises.


ORDER YOUR STEAKS RARE -


TAGS: calling your sexuality into question vegans
Rating: 3.94/5

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Derek - February 2, 2010, 4:13 pm
Heheh, fabulous comment Moooo :})
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 1:20 pm
a little more rare than that is great
Ed-Hyde - February 2, 2010, 11:54 am
I have a delivery for the Sage Greybeard Mansion. Why are you folks ordering pink spraypaint and lube?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 7:02 am
That's medium rare IMO....I like mine Blue.............Still Mooooooooooooooooooing


FOCUS -


TAGS: life time woman outdoor stare sun beach bikini sexy sea shell joke
Rating: 3.48/5

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Bartimaeus - September 20, 2009, 3:23 am
I see some flowers but no seashell...5/5
Zed - September 20, 2009, 2:31 am
Sea shell? What, is that some new euphemism for tits???
temp - September 20, 2009, 12:37 am
Sorry, all I see are the tread marks in the sand.


NEVER GETS OLD - As per request by host, Tiger Woods




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