Sex Demotivational Poster
MISS DISCIPLINE -
SORRY LADIES - but this is the REAL Mr. Grey.
GEEKS ARE SEXY - And kinky too in their own strange kind of way
OBEDIENCE SCHOOL - Fido failed it!
WHOR - Thor's hot sexy sister !
ADMIT IT - You'd go to the special hell too
A REAL MAN -
SUPERGIRL - Admit it. You'd burn down your own house Just to see those golden locks fly in and save you
"GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN!" - Yeah! That's a very wise thing to shout to your wife, isn't it?
MATHEMATICS - You can't argue with it.
MY KIND OF WOMAN! - I wish they all thought like this! She has her priorities in order!
1st Date -
I LOVE A WOMAN WITH DRAWN ON EYEBROWS - said no man ever
DEAN WINCHESTER - Turning Women Into Rabid Animals Since '05
THE BARONESS -
MARIA OZAWA - Promise, I'll be a Good Girl.
POLE DANCING - Can you spot the one that put herself through college with it?
STREET VENDOR MILIEU - NO TAKERS?
WASTING AWAY -
I'D APPRECIATE IT -
BIRTHDAY PRESENT - "If you're still shopping for one for me, I'd like one of these please..."
NERD GIRLS -
WORLDS SEXIEST NINJA - Just try and resist his ultimate power
LADY DEATH - Because Real Women Wont Dress Like This
OFFICER JENNY - Wtf? She's real!
ISLAM - The religion of Peace... ask anyone!
THE AMERICAN DIET - Reasons 1 to infinity why Americans and Socialized medicine don't mix.
IT'S SO COLD IN THA D - How the hell we spose to keep peace?
POWER GIRL - The new recruitment officer for the MotiFake Assault Lesbian Taskforce.
MY BAD -
SEXISM - hilarious and well deserved.
DUMB BLONDES - They're not ALL women!
TO GOOD TO BE TRUE - Guys, this qualifies as a blessed trifecta
OMG - 10 points to the Americans
PHOTO BOMBER -
EVERY PERSON SEXIER THAN YOU, OF YOUR SAME GENDER, HAS SOME DOWNSIDE -
OOPS - Looks like he made the chain too long.
19TH AMENDMENT - Proof that it was a bad idea. And they say guys think with their bottom half.
LIZ VICIOUS COFFEE ADDICT -
RELATIVITY - Human Relativity "The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing."
SOCCER FANS -
EMO GIRLS - Remember when their clothing was worn by crazy people? Yeah, me neither.
FETISH - Cuz eventually French won't get you off
TRICK QUESTION - Remember when they used to just offer you candy?
WOMEN'S RIGHTS - "We're here to help"
HOT NURSES - An even better reason to go to the Hospital
C O S P L A Y - ANIME's sexy cousin.
RAINBOWS - Originally a symbol from God promising to never flood the Earth again. Now the symbol to let the world know you are "Out" and proud of it.
HALO 3 - cool, halo 3
GORDON RAMSAY - He can shout, scream and swear as much as he wants in order to try and butch up, but the fact of the matter is, he is still doing a woman's job.
PROVOCATIVE MOTIFAKES - Made by hand in our factory in East Lansing, Michigan since 1957
CONFIDENCE - I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts.
WESKER - Sexyness at it's best
TREE HUGGER - A whole new spin on the term. Go get her big guy!
THE BRAIN... - largest sex organ in the body...
PUBLIC SCHOOLS - Seriously, we are not as bad as you think we are. We do have a Football team.
LOADED QUESTIONS - Is it OK Mom, if the Cats sleep on my bed tonight?
SEXISM - Women can do it too.
DINING OUT -
HARLEY QUINN - She'll probably kill you while giggling like a schoolgirl, but she's a lot less frightening than any other clown.
NERD GIRLS -
ELF EMILY - Keeping Santa snuggly warm on his Xmas Eve deliveries.
KIDS SHOW -
GENDER DISCRIMINATION - Sometimes it makes sense.
HEY, ZATANNA... - "Why don't we give these geeks a massive coronary?" "Sure. What did you have in mind?" "Two words: MOTOR BOAT."
CREATED USING GIMP -
HEAVEN - Proof that one exists. At least for nerds.
BORED HOUSE WIVES AND PHOTOSHOP -
LOOK OUT BOY'S - Paris is joining the Marine's ( fire bubbles.., not bullets... )
UNIBROWS - So Not Sexy
SMURFETTE - I didn't fully appreciate her as a child
READ - A little knowledge is a dangerous thing!
The Gang -
THE MOST PAINFUL - part of the whole process is having your salary cut in half
YOGA - The Baywatch of meditation techniques
ORDER YOUR STEAKS RARE -
NEVER GETS OLD - As per request by host, Tiger Woods
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